Benedict you little
I bet they both do that all the fucking time.
seeing things in the dark while trying to fall asleep
Neil Patrick Harris wins
wow i thought foxes were supposed to be dangerous but really they’re just tiny ginger dogs“Ginger dogs” this makes me happy
The lack of fucks he gives combined with the level of sass he practically sweats is the reason I love Nine more than anything.
forget coffee shop AUs there need to be more random diner in the middle of nowhere at one in the morning AUs
This is 100% something I can get behind because honestly, it seems more familiar to me than coffee shop aus. I’ve never spent much time in coffee…
hey tumblr when are you going to make personifications of ups and fedex to ship
you were saying
now where’s the fanfic?
FedEx and UPS lay together, enjoying the warmth of each other’s bodies.
“I sure hope this lasts longer than 5 to 7 business days” UPS thought as he laid his head against FedEx’s shoulder.
“But what if we get caught?” asked FedEx, resting his head on UPS’ chest. “We won’t” UPS assured him. “But we’ve been doing this for 8 days now! They must know something has hap-” FedEx started, but he was cut off by a firm kiss.
“You’re forgetting that today is Sunday. we don’t deliver on weekends, so we still have two days together.” UPS said, smiling slyly. FedEx stared into UPS’ eyes. ‘Two days,’ FedEx thought, ‘Two whole days left.’
“I know how we can make ample use of our time,” said FedEx, kissing UPS’ neck gently. “And we can start right now.” he finished. FedEx kissed UPS’ neck once more before moving to his collar bones. He continued down UPS’ abdomen, pausing every so often.
Beneath the sheet, FedEx could feel…
JFC tumblr, for a second I thought I couldn’t love you anymore, then you pull something like this.
Free shipping for all
I am so done with this website
hey goose how does it feel to be tumblr famous
Was she going to slap you because you never in any way made him gay in the actual books, taking zero risks/doing absolutely nothing for gay characters in literature, and only announcing your “authorial intent” afterwards for a cheap shot at looking like an ~ally~.
Gay people are just normal people. We are not told about any of the Hogwarts’ professors love lives other than Snape, and it would be completely out of character for Dumbledore to walk around telling everyone about his sexuality.
Did you want her to make him dress in glittery platform boots, a crop top, and decorate his office in rainbow flags to make it more obvious for you? Would that be enough of a stereotype to appease you people? Or what? Please tell me. I’d like to know how you think a gay character is supposed to be portrayed.
And did you miss the Grindelwald chapters in the ‘actual books’? Or was that also not obvious enough for you? Did Dumbledore need to whisper “always” wistfully in order for you to connect that he had romantic feelings for Grindelwald? Maybe you are American and need them to gaze longingly into each others eyes with awkward close ups of their fingers almost grazing each other that Hollywood thinks means ‘true love’.
It didn’t fit into his relationship to Harry to ever say “I’m gay”, and so it was not stated explicitly (you might have noticed the book was told from Harry Potter’s perspective).
The point is, though, that he is a homosexual, well respected, powerful, and very loved wizard— and his sexuality doesn’t matter because no one else thinks it matters. A.k.a. no one cares that he loves men, and that is wonderful.
someone is throwing snowballs at my window. maybe it’s a guy coming to confess his love to me
it was my brother..
I want to know how many people are reblogging this without understanding why the coffee’s there